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babesonbikes: The saddle is too high for the madam. fidus-achates: Babes on Bikes is clearly wrong on this matter.  One only needs to touch the ground with a toe when stationary and madam is clearly able to do that whilst maintaining the most elegant of poses.  The height of one’s saddle should be set at the optimum height for locomotion with only the most cursory consideration of one’s attitude when stationary.  Madam is perfect in every way: choice of transport; fashion sense; hair length; skirt length; and saddle height.  I will hear no criticism of her.

babesonbikes:

The saddle is too high for the madam.

fidus-achates:

Babes on Bikes is clearly wrong on this matter.  One only needs to touch the ground with a toe when stationary and madam is clearly able to do that whilst maintaining the most elegant of poses.  The height of one’s saddle should be set at the optimum height for locomotion with only the most cursory consideration of one’s attitude when stationary.  Madam is perfect in every way: choice of transport; fashion sense; hair length; skirt length; and saddle height.  I will hear no criticism of her.



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  4. zyrael reblogged this from babesonbikes and added:
    Ganito ba, Erwin? :D
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  15. wowgirlsonbikes reblogged this from babesonbikes and added:
    ok. She just don’t want to jump off it.
  16. farfegnugen reblogged this from babesonbikes and added:
    Can I please be her? Thanks so much.
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  19. ifsandsorbutts reblogged this from babesonbikes and added:
    Babes on Bikes is clearly wrong on this matter. One only needs to touch the ground with a toe when stationary and madam...
  20. lennybruce reblogged this from babesonbikes and added:
    People are clearly parked under the “No Parking Anytime” sign, too.
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  22. babesonbikes reblogged this from fidus-achates and added:
    too high for the madam.
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